- When: 7/14/18
- Workout Style: Boot camp
- QIC: Pasqually
- PAX: Putin, Ennis, Navy (respect), Ron Burgandy (respect), Griswold (after black ops run), Backsplash, Snow White, Plebe, McGregor, Couch Potato (respect), Pasqually (and one more PAX)
- AO: Cape Carteret Expansion, Emerald Isle, Hwy 58 & Islander
(DISCLAIMER: There is very little in this BB that even remotely resembles the truth)
YHC is submitting this BB at the request of Pasqually…
The morning got off to an inauspicious start as the assembled PAX were treated to the intimidating roar of an unhappy Ron Burgundy who was angry because “…Navy needs to provide better directions on where we meet…” Apparently, he had parked on the other side of the street and couldn’t find us way over there on the other side. Apologies, Mr. Burgundy, YHC will try harder to post information on where the Dingbatter takes place in the future. If you have never seen Ron Burgundy mad, count yourself lucky. YHC is still experiencing some lingering PRBDS (post Ron Burgundy Distress Syndrome).
Depite the rocky start, Pasqually let us all know that he was really excited to Q the Dingbatter for the first time. His overly effusive praise for the site Q and the beautiful AO bordered on the uncomfortable and outed him as the ultimate Dingbatter “fan boy”. Nevertheless, he was able to control his enthusiasm enough to stumble through the disclaimer and mission statement before taking the assembled PAX a short distance for a WARMARAMA which included some stretching and SSH’s. After providing us with an embarrassing speech on why he likes “hanging with the Western PAX more than those Eastern Carterico guys” we continued our mosey to a private beach access (despite the fact that there was a public access within view – because, “…what fun would that be…”
Once on the beach, and while Pasqually commented on how masculine we all were what a pleasure it was to spend the morning with us, we completed an indian run back to the Western Regional Access. It was at this point that Pasqually asked us to disrobe….
We then completed some 7’s from the surf to the soft sand and some other exercises which used the waves and water. YHC (Navy) apologizes but can’t remember much more than that based on the collective trauma of the day.
As always, it is a pleasure to complete a BB for Pasqually. If any other Dingbatter Q’s feel like they are just too busy to post a BB in the future, I will be happy help by drafting something equally as truthful and accurate.
SYITG, Navy (for Pasqually) Out.
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