After a quick intro, 14 pax, including an FNG, rolled out of the parking lot away from the bellers, hoping to escape some Ron Burgundy mumble diarrhea. Unfortunately, he followed us. It was a very short mosey to the middle lot by the pond for . . .
SSHs – 15 IC, CPs – 10 IC, IPPs – 10 IC, SGs 10 IC forward, 10 reverse, Merkin’s Dog
THE FIRST THING
From there we ran west to the to the green of hole #1 to begin our rack-and-stack. It was advertised as a par 3 course, but YHC decided to add a few par 4s after being annoyed by a certain mumble chatterer during warmarama. The total course distance went from 4400 yards to 6000 yards.
Hole #1 – 10 merkins SC
Hole #2 – 10 merkins SC, 10 wojos SC
Hole #3 – 10 merkins SC, 10 wojos SC, 10 WWIs SC
Hole #4 – 10 merkins SC, 10 wojos SC, 10 WWIs SC, 10 Drydocks SC
Hole #5 – 10 merkins SC, 10 wojos SC, 10 WWIs SC, 10 Drydocks SC, 10 LBCs IC
Hole #6 – 10 merkins SC, 10 wojos SC, 10 WWIs SC, 10 Drydocks SC
Hole #7 – 10 merkins SC, 10 wojos SC, 10 WWIs SC
Hole #8 – 10 merkins SC, 10 wojos SC
Hole #9 – 10 merkins SC
THE SECOND THING
From hole #9 we fellowship moseyed to the patio for a round of Dora:
50 Derkins, 100 Dips, 150 Irkins
THE THIRD THING
Lassie had been begging for bear crawls, so rather than heading back to the flag for a long Mary, we moseyed to Deebo’s Hill for bear crawls half way up and then Lt. Dans to the brick wall at the top. After one round of People’s Chair (10 count each), we fellowship moseyed back to the flag and joined the bellers. YHC called one last exercise, 10 hand release burpees OYO.
RonB then redeemed himself with a great prayer. As always, it was an honor to lead.