HOLE-IN-NONE BB 3.18.2020

After a quick intro, 14 pax, including an FNG, rolled out of the parking lot away from the bellers, hoping to escape some Ron Burgundy mumble diarrhea. Unfortunately, he followed us. It was a very short mosey to the middle lot by the pond for . . .

WARMARAMA

SSHs – 15 IC, CPs – 10 IC, IPPs – 10 IC, SGs 10 IC forward, 10 reverse, Merkin’s Dog

THE FIRST THING

From there we ran west to the to the green of hole #1 to begin our rack-and-stack. It was advertised as a par 3 course, but YHC decided to add a few par 4s after being annoyed by a certain mumble chatterer during warmarama. The total course distance went from 4400 yards to 6000 yards.

Hole #1 – 10 merkins SC

Hole #2 – 10 merkins SC, 10 wojos SC

Hole #3 – 10 merkins SC, 10 wojos SC, 10 WWIs SC

Hole #4 – 10 merkins SC, 10 wojos SC, 10 WWIs SC, 10 Drydocks SC

Hole #5 – 10 merkins SC, 10 wojos SC, 10 WWIs SC, 10 Drydocks SC, 10 LBCs IC

Hole #6 – 10 merkins SC, 10 wojos SC, 10 WWIs SC, 10 Drydocks SC

Hole #7 – 10 merkins SC, 10 wojos SC, 10 WWIs SC

Hole #8 – 10 merkins SC, 10 wojos SC

Hole #9 – 10 merkins SC

THE SECOND THING

From hole #9 we fellowship moseyed to the patio for a round of Dora:

50 Derkins, 100 Dips, 150 Irkins

THE THIRD THING

Lassie had been begging for bear crawls, so rather than heading back to the flag for a long Mary, we moseyed to Deebo’s Hill for bear crawls half way up and then Lt. Dans to the brick wall at the top. After one round of People’s Chair (10 count each), we fellowship moseyed back to the flag and joined the bellers. YHC called one last exercise, 10 hand release burpees OYO.

RonB then redeemed himself with a great prayer.  As always, it was an honor to lead.

-Gertrude