• When: 12/29/18
  • Workout Style: Boot Camp
  • QIC: Pillbox
  • PAX: Dash 8 (respect), Gooney, Griswold, Cooter, Lunchbox, Plebe, MacGreggor, Backsplash, Princess, Pillbox, Purplerain
  • AO: Cape Carteret Expansion, Field of Dreams

YHC arrived early with the normal excitement of being the QIC, hoping the plan was going to give all the PAX a good workout.  Based on the HC response was guessing a PAX of 6 but it grew to 10, First to arrive is Gooney one of our F3 brethren from points west of Raleigh, good to meet you Gooney and look forward to your return.  Gooney is in Carterico visiting Dumpster Dawg,  but DD is no show because he is off duck hunting.  As the shot gun shots ring out before daybreak we speculate DD is getting a jump on nailing a few of his decoys.  I’ve got some leftover Tester’s model paints if your decoys need some repair DD.  The PAX roll in and a somewhat suspect mission statement is given and we’re off.


Side Straddle Hops 25 IC, Abe Vigodas 20 IC, Hill Billy 20 IC, Alt Shoulder Tap 20 IC

the Thang:

Indian Bear crawl down the length of the parking lot, Lt Dan’s 1/2 way back.  Mosey 1 lap around the circle to set up partners for Dora.  Partner 1 exercise as partner 2 does lap around circle by community center.  100 Merkins, 200 LBC, 300 squats. Plebe had a chance to remind Backsplash that the old man still has it, he dint bump you, dint hit you, rubbin’ is racing son.

Mosey to the Pavilion for 25 dips, 25 erkins, 15/15, 10/10

Mosey to Sparkles backyard for 25 Monkey Humpers IC.  His M is especially fond of this as she likes to look out the window and preserve the memory on her cell phone. Sparkles was being the good father taking care of sick 2.0, we needed to support him with our presence. Hope she feels better soon Sparkles.

Mosey to the corner of the field with the pull up bars. PAX rotated through 5 leg raises ea. as rest of group does continuous step up’s on the bleachers.

Mosey to the practice kicking wall with an Omaha to avoid the mud bog from yesterday’s rain, end up on tennis courts for BTW PAX 5 count down the line, Peoples chair 10 count down the line.  Down on our 6’s for dying cockroach 25 IC from Lunchbox, Birdman crunches 10 L&R IC from Backsplash, ABC’s from Cooter.  PAX learned that Cooter never got an F in grade school so he likes to skip them in the alphabet, guess he has some kind of e’ffin aversion for life now, however apparently he did have to go P P and let the PAX in on it. Next up merkin run across tennis courts, 2 merkins at each out line of the court with a return run to start and back out across the three courts. Back up for BTW w alt shoulder taps 10 IC, always a little fear factor of a good old fashioned face plant here but the PAX is strong so no dental refits needed this morning, and then another round of Peoples chair.

Mosey to Westerns Afghanistan (the back parking lot) keeping a wary lookout for nails, broken glass, hypodermic needles and the stray terrorist for 50 yards of Lt Dan’s.

Mosey back to the flags for remaining 3 minutes of Mary.  Purplerain arrives just in time to be our male jeerleader.  Duly noted by the PAX that this was obviously why male cheerleaders have never taken off in the NFL.  Purple’s dancing rhythm definitely improves in direct correlation to his barley pop consumption.  3 burpees for the PAX in honor of Purplerains most timely arrival.  American Hammers 20 IC from Cooter to the hard stop.


Upcoming convergence 1/1/20 clown car from the west.  Purplerain is buying coffee this morning to bribe his way back in our good graces, much appreciated brother!

YHC took us out in BOM short prayer.

Thanks to Lunchbox for letting me Q this fine group of men.


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